
Little X Æ A-12 (yes, that’s really his name) was spotted in the paddock, looking absolutely thrilled/confused by the roaring engines and the sea of adults. One can only imagine what was going through his tiny mind. “Daddy, why are all these people screaming? And can we get ice cream after this?”


The internet, naturally, has exploded with opinions. Some are praising Musk for being an involved dad, while others are questioning the appropriateness of taking a toddler to such a loud and chaotic event. And then there are those who are simply marveling at the fact that this child’s name is pronounced “Ex Ash A Twelve.” Because, Elon.
Meanwhile, Grimes has remained relatively quiet about the whole situation. Perhaps she’s busy writing a song about it. Or maybe she’s just trying to figure out how to explain to her son why his dad’s job title is “Technoking of Tesla.”

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story. And if you happen to see little X Æ A-12 at a future event, please resist the urge to ask him about his dad’s plans for Mars. He’s probably heard enough about it.
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